The glory of English (well, American English)

Your task, should you choose to accept it:
Write a short using the word 'down' in as many ways as possible. Here's an example using 'up':

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."
  It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or to the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
  At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
  We call UP our friends And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
 People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
  To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
  A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP.
  We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When it stops raining we say it is clearing UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
  To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
  One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so... Time to shut UP.

1 comment:

Timothy Shields said...

Why am I UP at 2am reading and article about using the word UP in as many ways as possible, when I need to be UP at 7:30am? If it was UP to me, I would not be UP to this, as being UP this late is UP high on my list of list of things to do.

Okay, writing about using the word UP is addicting and I am not sure if I will be able to stop...